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Don’t forget tabloids dredging up random photos from a few years back where maybe they caught her with no make up on or looking real sweating and pairing it with headlines like POP STAR NEAR DEATH FROM DISEASE!! DOCTORS SAY SHE HAS SIX MONTHS TO LIVE!!!

Maybe she didn’t want to tell them because, fuck them; she doesn’t owe them a story. She knows what she’s going through, and if what she is going through is lupus, then it’s not like trying to correct the tabloids is going to make it better. Maybe she just wanted to focus on her own recovery. Better to watch them spin

His delivery of that line is just terrible; you can practically see his brain groping for the name of a relevant pop star so he can just finish his little quip, which sounded so good in his head, but oh god! What do the young people listen to today!? What’s the jams?? And does he almost say Linkin Park there at the

Would you feel comfortable discussing your past experiences actually being one of these girls in the song with them? They probably just see the positive sort of things in the lyric (pretty is a compliment! Who doesn’t want love? It’s a classic theme in music!), and they aren’t thinking about how that might actually be

It seems so obvious now, I don’t know why I was thinking about someone crouched over the sink. It’s probably a good idea I have never tried to pee in a sink then, I would have got that way wrong!

I’m not entirely certain I want to see even my best friends squatting on a counter, pants down, peeing into the sink while I use the toilet. Too awkward.

You’d have to really trust the construction of that vanity; none of that put it together yourself from a kit you bought on sale at Walmart nonsense!

Honestly, I half expected that to be a link to a Portlanida sketch.

But a hug from a real person probably won’t result in everyone being able to see my underwear through my pants.

Soon it will be fruitcake making time! I am so excited! Fruitcake is my favourite Christmas food, and I wish it didn’t take so many odd ingredients that I never have on hand except when I am planning to make this cake, and I also wish it didn’t take like, four weeks of sitting in the pantry being sprayed with brandy

I’m a Hufflepuff; at first I didn’t want believe it (Don’t we all kind of want to be Gryffindor just a little?) but then I started thinking “well, I’m also a hobbit, and Hufflepuff really is the perfect house for a hobbit if you think about it. Common room right by the kitchens people. Go Badgers!

That’s a nice looking bag! All those pockets tempting me with the dream of perfect purse organization, plus your choice of straps!

Maybe nobody on the team has ever had to shoo a cat or dog away mid-manicure.

You are absolutely right about those straps. If I have a big purse, I’m going to use ALL that space, so I need straps that are strong enough to take the weight, and wide enough to be gentle on my shoulders. I mean, sure the nest of crumpled receipts will take up some room, but there will be a book, a water bottle, a

By the power of Greyskull...!

Um, no I do not want a manicure station covered in fur. Fur sheds, and gets all over your wet nails.

The Bible Belt gives me the creeps.

That organ dress was awesome! And it was done in ALL SEQUINS!!!

Classic.

She’s so sweet! I love her serious little face <3 <3 <3