Is that a cairn??? AAAAA! I love cairns! Terriers are the frickin’ best and cairns are the best of the best. SO SHAGGY!!!!!! Aaaand now I miss my little monster something crazy.

You WILL finish this, because walls don’t go on forever. Stay well-ventilated and don’t let the paint smell get you down!

I’m thinking the inside mostly gets its looks from the sports pub side of the family.

NOW THAT IS ALL I CAN SEE!

I have absolutely seen this on television! They are very dangerous!

What is that thing supposed to do? Besides cause nightmares I mean,

What is happening here? This section is not working for me. It looks like something got at it.

Twitter really is the optimal place for the airing of any and all grievances.

Is it just me, or that a lot of pee? Like, he must have been holding on, desperately looking for a Starbucks or something until the mugging happened, and then I guess it was like “well, my day is already shot to hell so I guess this might as well happen too”

But he didn’t get to keep any of his money! And now he has been mugged and his pants are covered in pee! I guess he gets to keep his urine-soaked wallet though, which is better than nothing. Plus there is video footage of it all going down, and that thief has a weird anecdote to tell his friends.

It’s because they are just trying to save themselves money, but still look like a nice person. Epic fail.

Religious people, please stop leaving pamphlets and personal messages about salvation in lieu of tips! It’s not special; it’s not giving anyone warm fuzzies; I doubt you’ve saved any souls that way; probably you’ve caused some server to to take great licences with the name of your Lord and Savior when they discover…

I dropped my glassed looking over the side of my friend’s balcony when I was a kid. I moved my head too fast and they slid right off my face and fell three floors to the ground. The lenses weren’t broken (yay!) but they were pretty scratched and I had to tape an arm back on. My mum made me wear a strap on them for…

I don’t see what the problem is, these pajamas look super comfortable!

Is that a real civil war reenactment that they are crashing? Fantastic!

No that is the look of a dog who is over your gross nail polish and nail polish remover smell. “Oh, you have that stinky goo all over your fingers, you’re not going to rub my tummy, I know what this is! You won’t pet me at all!” My dog gives me that look every time. It’s like, “come find me when you can scratch my…

I get my most glittery manicures that way. Every drunk/stoned manicure ends up with some glitter, I can’t help myself! So sparkly!

This is how I do my nails almost all the time, no pants and all! And I am totally putting some honeycrisp apples into my wine next time too. That sounds delicious.

Every last one of those shoes was hideous. I have seen better looking shoes at a Value Village after one of their big sales.

OooOOOoooh! Take that Amber Rose.