Right? I totally forgot lunchables were a thing and now I am wondering why I don’t just buy a stack of them for work lunches when I just don’t feel like making something. I wonder if they still make the little pizzas.

I can’t lie, I love food that comes all compartmentalized like that. I also love those sectioned cafeteria plates.

Lunch of champions! Throw in some very old baby carrots (left in the work fridge from a previous lunch three weeks ago), and you’d have my lunch from today!

Ten seconds of totally normal baby talk with a dog.

Anything to keep ol’ Josh from being 100% responsible for his own choices. If it wasn’t that, they would find some other way for her to shoulder some of the blame for the things he did like maybe she didn’t keep herself pretty enough, or she nagged him or some BS like that.

It’s incredibly sad how Anna and her siblings are discouraged from sharing stuff like crushes with each other. That’s one of the things you bond over! For all their talk about “family values” the picture these people have painted of their family life sure seems cold and lonely.

Why not both?

That would explain the urine coloured comb-over.

“Back in my day I had to walk uphill to my mistress’s house, both ways! And I was barefoot, and it was always snowing, and then I had to muck out the stables! Get off my lawn with your fancy internet cheating you damn kids!”

That’s a tough drink though. So many different kinds of liquor in one tall glass!!

“Scotch flavored liqueur”

It’s like the natural burn of whisky and the bizarre burn of a thousand cinnamon hearts are having a fight in your mouth....then your throat, and then your stomach.

Can you actually use the surfboards they award you or are they purely decorative?

After all of that, they would have to find something wouldn’t they? They could just walk away empty handed. It was either, find some drugs or “find” some drugs.

That is nothing! Anyway, the amount of weed that can be comfortably stashed in a vagina is nowhere near justifying three cops and a cavity search on the side of the road. I mean, it’s freaking legal in parts of their own country!

Black coffee is okay all day long, and that alone if worth the transition from milk or cream to nothing at all! I have developed a taste for room-temp black coffee and there’s no way I’m wasting a perfectly good, if tepid, cup of sweet sweet caffine!

If it doesn’t smell weird and it tastes okay, I figure it’s still okay to eat. Expiry dates are kind of bs anyway. If milk goes bad, you KNOW it’s gone bad after a few sniffs or (god help you) a small taste, and a printed date doesn’t make any difference.

I think you can start calling it a tribute if you have to bring it or face the consequences.

I can’t wait to see what other inventive cash-grabs the future will bring for the enterprising soon-to-be-married!

Right? Some people are very greedily trying to make shower gifts into separate gifts and that is just not okay. The point is for the convenience of your future guests, not to bilk them out of even more stuff!