Ugh, so gross. Most of us only made that mistake once, but I guess every school had at least one kid who developed a taste for it.

It reminds me of those first few weeks after discovering flavoured lip gloss back in grade school. You buy whatever flavour is brightest/most delicious sounding, and just smear a nice thick coat of the goo all over your lips, and then just lick it all off ten minutes later. When the wind blows, your hair gets stuck in…

Basically, she can’t win. If she got some Quik Cuts cut n’ colour that cost under $50, people would still be complaining about her hair, and how it was sloppy and disrespectful of America or whatever.

So much effort invested to look so silly! Honestly, just go with the bald. I realize at this point, if Trump were to change his hairstyle it would break the internet, but eventually people would stop talking about it and it would be a change for the better; plus he wouldn’t look so ridiculous. Just rip the band aid…

I don’t know about an actual dollar amount, but I bet it takes him an hour just to get this section hovering over his forehead just so. You are wasting your time making yourself look like a joke you sentient bag of gas!

His face is like a blank page. It’s creepy.

I totally forgot he ate cats!! That would be pretty hard for someone with a cat. I remember thinking I was the only one who had a crush on fox Robin Hood from the Disney movie, then I came to Jezebel and found I wasn’t alone. That’s such a nice feeling.

The weird crushes were always the most fun! I love hearing about people’s weird childhood crushes. Alf is great, I bet you made a great imaginary couple :)

This! For some women, it’s not an agonizing choice, it’s an agonizing wait, and that’s okay. It’s okay not to feel guilty. There is nothing wrong with just not wanting a pregnancy!

Basically every summer camp I went to was of the Christian indoctrination kind. They were the only ones my parents could afford.

I went to a very Christian summer camp where they spent big chunks of time witnessing to the campers and trying to scare us into a relationship with Jesus Christ. One night halfway through the week, during campfire, when all the campfire songs had been sung (only Christian songs of course, nothing secular), the camp…

Maybe if we all stop saying his name he’ll just disappear, like some kind of fairy tale ogre who feeds on attention.

I always wanted a selfie where my mouth was slick and shiny with chicken grease and my eyes show defeat. Can I get one with me just picking the skin off and eating that? Always assuming the horror of that scene will show up on film.

Aww, it’s sad that it became a negative term then. I love my pressed powder; couldn’t do without the little guy!

Sephora’s luster matte in scarlet. I really like the shade, and it lasts for hours and hours; I mean, unless I eat a burger or something, but is there a lipstick that can last through a burger? Because that would be great!

This used to be a selling point!?

This actually looks very refreshing! Then again, my apartment is also a bajillion degrees right now, so I could be a little biased.

I do the exact opposite. If I am taking things out of the microwave before the time is up, I press stop and then count to ten, Like not onetwothreefourfive etc. super fast, but like slowly. One banana, two banana etc. just to make sure that all the microwaving has finished. No one will convince me that you are not…

I use clean and clear dual action moisturizer and I really like it, I have used it for years and it’s one of the only things that my skin doesn’t hate. It’s slightly embarrassing that I’m 30 and I still buy my moisturizer in the teen section of the face care aisle but it’s really the only thing that makes my skin…

Just sittin’ in my hot-ass apartment in my underpants, drinking beer and eating a 3 bean salad all by myself. I am one glamorous lady.