That is funny as hell. Like, officially I’m really sorry about the lifelike size of the bug, but I am also laughing.

I want that coat in my life!!!

All of the stars for your damn near poetic description of what raisinets really are.

I always see her eyelashes like these guys. But maybe they are kind of in between, fuzzy and spindly. They’re kind of like nightmares.

I’d join up, if beer brewing is what we get to do.

I could totally go for some fruitcake right now. Screw cheesecake, I want a heavy, fruit-filled winter cake to snack on during these hot mid-summer days!

They are reminiscent of house centipedes aren’t they?

Those are adorable!!!!! But they don’t have handles which I have discovered I need in a set of dry measuring cups. My sister bought me a set of cute Matryoshka cups that all fit inside each other, but they don’t have any handles so I end up having to get my hands in whatever I’m measuring, which I don’t like. I still…

Cork wedges are the perfect summer shoe!!

all-you-can-eat champagne brunch is the best! I would totally wake up super early for that.

My urge to send these cookies flying is so much greater than my urge to eat the cookies, and that is saying something!

I had one lady leave her two sons, about 9 or 10, in the store while she was out getting her hair cut at a nearby hair salon. They didn’t just play with the toys though, they threw stuff to each other over the top of the aisles; they punted soccer balls through the store; and they messed around with the ladders and…

Plus employees are often super busy and distracted with their actual jobs. Like, I have projects that need to be completed in a certain time frame; I have a lot to do, and never enough time to do it. I can’t keep stopping to make sure someone’s kids haven’t wandered off. It so inconsiderate, and it happens all the…

Why do so many parents think the toy section is the toy section/free playground? The store is actually trying to sell those people, so it would be great if your kids aren’t left unsupervised to rip open whatever they want to play with, you know, just to help decrease shrink and damages.

Congratulations mom, you are the reason they put up a sign. Gold star.

That only makes it more awesome.

The bigger the glitter, the harder it is to remove! Looks cool though.

God help me, I still think the original Louis Vuitton ones are tacky as hell, but these get a pass because they are adorable.

Right? It’s the Pan Am games, and he’s from America so I don’t really see the problem.

More like unified bitching about the HOV lanes amirite? God I love how we come together over traffic snarls.