On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the”too-sensible” shoes of Greta, and 10 being platform stilettos made out of lucite, which shoes should we be wearing to a doctor’s appointment? The people want to know!
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Ugh, that is a repulsive sentence. Like, nobody cares about how hard or soft your penis is bro. Keep it to yourself!
The Simpsons used to have a lot of heart, but time has turned that show into something entirely different.
If I had enough change I’d take a picture of myself buried in quarters with I WIN! I’M THE BEST! I’M THE PRETTIEST! written across it, but as it is I can barely scrounge up enough for the laundry I need to do today, much less a coin mountain, so yet another of my dreams is gone. Le sigh.
Another foolish viral fad that will get people killed. *shakes head in disappointment*
So sore! #ointment :(
Hah! I don’t know what’s worse, those tan lines or the inevitable chafing that comes with so many extra straps.
Who’s up for some ridiculous tan lines? Anyone?
This hat looks like it was made out of an extra large paper plate during craft time.
That happened at my cousin’s wedding! I was about ten and very narrowly caught the bouquet (I wanted it for the flowers, not it’s magical marriage properties), and I was feeling kind of sad about that. They did the garter removal and toss, and some friend of my cousin caught it, and then they pulled the lady who…
Do I see a zipper down the front of that dress?
I can’t stop laughing!
I need this in a commemorative plate stat.
Congratulations on making an ugly pair of shoes even uglier by wearing them with socks! You have leveled up in tacky!
Well I certainly wouldn’t want to stand around in the blistering heat whacking balls through the sand, but I’m not golf crazy either.
It would not take a lot of spin to make that idea real chic. You could also play up how there are no water traps, which are even worse than sand. So many missed opportunities...
Like, the entire golf course can be one big sand trap; think of how much practice they will have getting their balls out of sand! They will be the kings of that particular golf hazard.
Will Farrell is kinda rocking that carefully groomed 80s beard. It’s a good look for him.
The bronies were wearing brony costumes? I feel like I could watch that for days!
Donald Glover is the perfect combination of sexy and adorable. He is wearing the hell out of those leather pants too.