Suddenly I want to see this movie!! Plus it has the benefit of no Matthew McConaughey which is fantastic because I really don’t like that guy, especially as a strip club MC in a vest and no shirt. Ick.

He’s got that haughty cat stare down anyway.

lol at your brother because it took him a quarter of an hour to realize there should be someone sitting next to him.

Yes. Yes you do.

That’s a little depressing for ice cream; almost as depressing as when you hear bells and it turns out it’s only another knife sharpening truck :(

Poussey and her mom used to read Calvin and Hobbes together! *sobbing!*

I used to listen to the whole She’s So Unusual album practically in a continuous loop when I was ten, and I thought She Bop was about dancing for the longest time (long after I started bopping myself come to think of it). Nowadays the line “they say I’d better stop or I’ll go blind” seems so obvious, but nobody tried…

You do NOT deserve those bath towels Nick and Sarah, and I hope they are scratchy and faded as hell!

It’s just something we’re explaining is the consequence of any change in legislation,”

Hah! My aunt LOVES Forrest Gump; like, she thinks it’s a beautiful movie and it brings tears to her eyes to this day. Just one of many reasons the Oscars are silly and often pick the wrong people to give their awards to. Forrest Gump is a joke, while Pulp Fiction remains a classic. Good job Academy Awards!

That movie makes dealing cocaine look super fun! I want to be chased by helicopters too! Wheee!

My favourite part about that article was realizing Smith’s understanding of Goodfellas just barely skims the surface. The whole movie is just zany male bonding and ball-busting for him, and that is just adorable!

If I were running a dinosaur zoo I would make comfortable shoes, appropriate for sudden, emergency running mandatory for everybody. I mean, that’s just basic safety right there.

They sure had some high hopes for that.

I actually don’t mind the smell of cow manure; it’s a peaceful sort of smell, pungent but still kind of clean, well, for poop. It reminds me of hayrides and fall fairs, plus you can call them meadow muffins or cow pies which is nice. I like when I don’t have to use the word “turds”. Herbivore shit ftw!

Omg she didn’t even try to cover up her finger marks! Like she’s not even going to splurge on a can of frosting to fill that shit in, which would be the decent thing to do, if you’re going to pull a stunt like that. I guess you should be grateful she stacked them up for you? Oh man, she didn’t even hide the boxes...

And I love this story!

I hope after I die, a bunch of goats shit all over my grave, but then I’m not some fancy historic figure.

I totally forgot how scary Mayor McCheese was. They got rid of him right? For corruption or because he’s not popular with the kids anymore or something?

I wonder what mysterious reason you could have had for not inviting your ex to your wedding!