regularparrot
RegularParrot
regularparrot

I’m not a fan of the toddler bikini. If parents want to buy their toddler one, then that is their business obviously, but the toddler bikini has got to be the weirdest piece of children’s clothing ever. I think it’s because bikinis are a sexy piece of clothing, there is no getting away from that, and shrinking one

That shaky pov camera is killing me! Yeah, your classy liquor advertisement should not be reminding me of the joys of being nauseous. Let’s save that for the day after a night full of gimmicky, very likely sub-par whisky.

Yes, babies who cry in public are annoying, but who promised you a space free of annoyances? Is that written on your plane ticket somewhere? Sometimes people have to take their children out in public, and sometimes their children cry. That sucks, but that is also life. You grumble about it, maybe quietly stew over

Hey, I’m not bashing being out of it on a plane! I don’t even care about fussy kids, it’s the being in the air thing that drives my anxiety up to 11. Then again, I don’t even take the greyhound without getting a little baked beforehand so of course my go- to travel solution would be drugs. Glorious drugs!

So, every child who is crying on a flight is just badly behaved? Are you sure stuff like understandable boredom, nausea, fear of flying, and their ears hurting from the changes in altitude has nothing to do with it?

I don’t trust preachers who dress in regular clothes. Where is your robe or clerical collar buddy? You don’t even have a fancy hat! If you were really spreading the word of god, you wouldn’t be dressed like a bank manager while you spread it.

Um...yeah that’s kind of the point I was making. If it’s not reasonable to ask a stranger to drug themselves, then why would it be okay for someone to suggest a parent drug their kid?

Yikes! An alternative is that they drug themselves for the flight and sleep through the screaming!

Yonge and Dundass Square is a public space, and during concerts the sound carries all over the area. You don’t have to be actively in the square, listening to the music to hear it. You don’t really have a choice if you happen to be in the area heading home from work or going to a restaurant near by or whatever; you’re

I can feel a shart coming on just looking at that thing.

You’d look like a country song, getting out of a pick-up wearing one of these, and I’ll bet if you came back out with that beer the song would spontaneously write itself, and it would be a summer hit :)

Mmmm! This cactus smells divine!

You know, I don’t often appreciate that I have always been able to go out in public with b are hands (weather permitting obviously). Light summer gloves: one accessory I don’t have to think about!

I love this so much!

I can see some trouble brewing with those pom poms hanging down from either side of the hood. When I’m carrying a cat in a pocket near my stomach, I’m not sure I want it to start swatting at stuff.

OMG so horrible and cute, like when Ratatouille’s rat friends swarm all over the kitchen giving him a hand with the food prep!

Well, at least they don’t mess around when the sexual abuse of a child becomes public anyway. It’s all good for TLC so long as long as it’s still under the rug!

Asshole logic is different than regular logic. Maybe they think you’ll be all scared and awed when they bark at you and hop to it like the minion of some jerk super villain. I wonder if they realize they become inside jokes.

That is wonderful and adorable! Somebody had a lot of fun planning the details of this.

“The bride — Flint police Officer Debra Williams — lifted the hem of her white gown and pulled a .38-caliber handgun from a leg holster”