This happens to a friend of mine quite a bit at her daughter’s school. She tells me it happens to a lot of the parents there, where they will include cookies (even home baked cookies!) or a pudding cup, or a snack-sized bag of pop corn or chips, even crackers, and it will be taken away from the child by the lunch…

Thanks for the interesting read!

Okay, so, there is this bit in the movie American Hustle that you may or may not love. Look up “Science oven”

I found the Boxcar Children books to be a little dull, and I always thought the kids were a little too well-adjusted for their back story. Wouldn’t surprise me if they made up the whole ill-treated-and-lived-in-a-boxcar-for-a-while thing as a PR stunt for their tween sleuthing gang.

“Hell, I just love the noise it makes! Let’s do it a thousand more times!”

That’s just switching out one kind of dick stank for another.

Yeah Jean, maybe instead of splurging on the big box, you should have bought a few more pairs of underpants instead.

This is me almost every time I have a cup of coffee, only it’s completely unintentional, and I’m usually not smiling because the hot coffee I just spilled is cooking my boob.

Support whomever you want David Lynch, I wouldn’t take medical advice from you either.

Yeah what were they thinking? “ I don’t think two measly minutes is going to be enough, so I’ll just set the timer for forever and trust myself to check on it before it becomes a fire hazard!”

That looks pretty darn good! Congrats on your do-it-yourself manicure success! It looks sort of pink-y in the photo, it’s a nice colour.

Go for it! It’s a difficult skill to learn, but I think it’s worth it. Good luck!

I’d probably think Forever 21 stole the shirt graphic from somewhere else, as they do.

Wipe off one side of the brush when it comes out of the bottle, so there is a bead of polish only on the one side. The less polish you have on the brush, the less of a gloppy mess you will make. The size of the nail you are working on will determine how much polish you will need. Thumbs need more polish than index…

Pick off the extra in the shower! That’s how I take mine from polish everywhere to super-professional. The polish comes off of your skin really easily once it’s nice and wet. You can actually just rub it right off!

I could never give up my beloved croissants! Be they chocolate, almond, or good old fashioned butter, they make getting up super early for work totally worth it. I would die before giving them up for like, Special K or some shit. DIE!

Meow King Louis, you’ve got legs for days!