Psalmon

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

Ikr?  The guy was well aware that this would upset her and did it anyways.  Boundaries meant jack shit to him.

I worry for her now that he’s been fired. As she said, he knows where she lives. Everything about this is so bad.

It's important to have limits on your empathy.  You wouldn't want to be too forgiving of someone accidentally.  

Yes to caftans! Maybe marry and divorce Brad a few more times - he could be her Richard Burton.

Jennifer Aniston is set for life financially, has an amazing beach house where she regularly consumes the best weed California has to offer, she’s been married to Brad Pitt and Justin Theroux (worth repeating), and frankly she seems like a pretty cool person with lots of friends... not to mention, she was in freaking…

As a practicing attorney, as cynical as I am, all I can think is...she’s probably smarter than most the people I went to law school with, and a super majority of practicing attorneys. I’ve posted before she’s been wildly successful with everything she has done so far so why would this be different? Plus the…

I’ve been a lawyer for nearly 20 years. I’ve taken and passed the New York, California, Maryland, and Virginia Bar exams.

Prince Oprah has a nice ring to it.

This is a good joke

When Kelly got her appendix removed did she yell out “ Steve Carrell !!!!”

Very happy to have almost impressed you. Thanks for stopping by.

I don’t think he cares. He just wants people to applaud when he speaks. If that means saying things and passing policies that lead to women dying, that’s about as important to him as the welfare of people who work in his hotels.

For real. Eat the rich AND smoke their weed!

Reminds me of Nigella Lawson’s ex who used to say he preferred beans and toast to her cooking. Like, really dude?

Obviously, you have never taken a NY subway, walked around Venice after dark, been to any part of San Francisco at any time of day...

I need more than one hand to count the amount of times. I encourage everyone to reconsider moving to New York City.

As a woman who spent her teen years stuffing her underwear with toilet paper because her divorced dad wouldn’t buy feminine hygiene products, YES.