Hey now, don’t be blaming the Satan worshippers for this. They are very pro science.

Maybe you should stop writing compliments -- you’re bad at it.

No one has ever raised any issue with Michael Phelps’ genetic advantages when it comes to swimming. No, instead they praise him for having a “perfect body” for swimming

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

I cannot express to you how fucking delighted I am by a legitimate ghost story about the motherfucking Noid.

Yeah, “My political party contains the embodiment of rot and corruption,” is maybe not the best response to an accusation of being a mole.

At my Mom’s house, there is this shed that her father built a long time ago. We never really used it growing up, and it’s gone to waste really. My Mom just keeps gardening stuff in there now, and the lawnmower.
My sister and I were staying there at Christmas, and one night I had this really weird dream about the shed.…

Back in the early 2000s I moved in with a now ex-boyfriend. He lived in a bungalow style house in one of the neighborhoods of a large midwestern city. This happened when I was taking a personal day from work after moving in to finish getting things arranged and unpacked.

He should stick to insisting that women use wet wipes. I somehow find that LESS creepy. 

Terrence Howard hasn’t been okay in over a decade

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.

I can think of 130,000 reasons.

“and if she was so upset that he won, why did she work for him? I don’t understand that part.”

Approved for name/comment synergy.

A lot of dumb people like to cite Sowell because he is a black conservative with a Harvard degree so he must be an expert, right? And for years, he used that intellectual cache to blatantly lie and misrepresent facts.

Well, it seems like what actually happened was that as her marriage broke up and she found her son receding further and further away from his humanity, she was desperate to find a hobby or something that they could do together. He wanted to learn to shoot and go to a gun range, etc., so she took him. She felt at…

Well to be fair, there wasn’t a black man involved. 

I love Beyonce, but for this one thing, seriously, fuck Beyonce. Weighing 175 lbs isn’t “every woman’s nightmare”. I weigh more than that, and it’s certainly not a nightmare for me. It stings that she thinks it is. What *is* a nightmare is living in a world where women and girls are influenced by celebrities like…

She ran into a check from Chanel.