*I don’t apologize to white people*

And I am here for it!

YEESSSSSSS I CAN’T WAIT!

Take yer damn star.

Seems Dr. Sanderson experienced an unconscious coupling.

Regarding Colton’s ownership of his former partner’s sexual assault, it’s not clear from this article if you guys are aware, but the ex in question was Aly Raisman, who we all know as one of the most visible victims of that fuck Nassar. Sexual assault victims in general don’t owe anyone a damn thing about their…

Don’t forget a clinky 9am martini that you slowly finish while holding a finger up in a “just a minute” gesture.

This is absolutely delicious...

My teenage daughter and I watched the first several seasons of RHONY together and it has provided us with an unbreakable bond and shared love that starts with one of us randomly humming the line, “money can’t buy you cla-asss,” and we both break into the refrain, loudly.  Better than therapy, where I’m just told I…

Bless your heart.

Whipping his dick out was bad enough, but he also actively tried to ruin the careers of those women and anyone who tried to report on it as well. People don’t talk about that enough. Like so much fucking hand-wringing over a guy’s “ruined reputation” and literally nothing about the reps of all the women he crushed…

If you have to make a pact not to date, you’ve already boned.

My balls aren’t even that big...

Sean Lowe was born-again

He meant sex for women isn’t essential. They are just the vessels.

It’s a miscavige of justice!

How does every celebrity child end up looking like a bratz doll?