a true sign of someone who’s never washed her own linens

A Hole Vera

“...would never disrespect Offset by trying to hit on his wife.”

Not to mention, making it financially difficult/impossible for staffers to live in DC keeps national politics a rich person’s game.

I am mildly annoyed if I exit the shower and the toilet cover is open, because I will inevitably be flinging water around as I begin to towel off, which means water will get on the seat, which means the next time I sit on the toilet my thighs will get wet which will give me the feeling that I might have pee on my…

I once went from an engagement with one partner to apartment hunting with another partner within the span of three months. That was stupid though. 

Came for this, and I’m not disappointed!!!!

I almost didn’t share this to FB for that very reason, then decided the message was too important. I figure I’ll get my share of jackassery because of it, but fuck ‘em

Tom Cruise is 5'9" just like all guys on the Internet have 9" dicks.

Word.

William and Catherine have to live in Kensington because of the job, but no one would want to live there. It’s crowded with other minor royals and staff and fairly open to the public. If I was in Meghan’s position, I would want a more private home with a big garden. I doubt this has anything to do with sibling…

Lol at least your brother sounds like a good egg though

“Me and Tristan will deal with him and I”

I would do this but I ship Lupita with myself and i’m not good at sharing.

I’m not really okay. I function because the one thing that never left me and keeps me going is a sense of humor (often gallows variety) that gets me through. But while >125 surgeries and hundreds of dermatological procedures have allowed me to look something like myself, internal injuries remain. I have only one…

I mean, it is none of anybody’s business, but they did share every excruciating detail of their love during the whole ride. It’s a little rich to ask for privacy now. Just a smidge. 

Hey, even blind squirrels sometimes find acorns.

COUGH LUANN

Was it the snoring, because it was probably the snoring.