I also think that. Seinfeld wanted to attribute young people not laughing to them being too sensitive. Maybe people just don't really find hacky material about floppy hands looking gay and French to be all that hilarious. 

Is she not the best part of Elon Musk’s  2018?

In an abstract sense I would love a threesome with Chrissy Teigen and John Legend but only if a threesome is when three people hug and say encouraging things and then have snacks. The two of them can have sex and I'll tidy up the snack area but I don't think I'd be bringing anything to the table by participating.

Jezebel, please don’t participate in the paparazzi STALKING OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN. Please remove this post and respect Cardi’s privacy. Also, you misspelled her name in the article.

I would take it, set a timeline, and pump up your LinkedIn. “Actively seeking opportunities in...” and omit the gig that’s getting you by.

that would require courage

How is this even possible? How can they all not stand up and leave. Jesus.

Ah, it’s the Acceptable Victim Gatekeeper! Only nice and ‘likable’ women are allowed to be victims, right? And being a victim certainly wouldn’t mess with someone’s emotional state. Plus since they’re “whores” of some variety they were asking for it anyway. STFU and take your trashy misogynistic drama with you.

You are brave as well. You lived it, you carried the burden of it, you are here, and you are strong. My heart goes out to you, and may all of these worthless sacks of shit like your abuser and Brett rot in hell forever.

This whole thing is seriously triggering for me.

Ford’s comment about laughter being the most hurtful detail she remembered really resonated with me, and I teared up when she said it.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

That teacher was a mandated reporter and should have reported it directly to the police or child protective services.  A note to the principal does not meet that legal obligation and at minimum he should be fined and have his license suspended. 

Oh my god, that poor woman. But also, what a bamf. Good for her, and I’m glad that she seems to have at least one or two supportive extended family members--what she’s done takes an incredible amount of strength, and she deserves to have a life full of good people around her.

Yeah, I imagine she’s been estranged from her family. She spent her childhood telling everyone about this and nothing ever came of it.

Feeling fab at 40, personally.

Is this a trick question?

OMG Drake, how many teenage girls are you trying to groom?

So.. we gonna talk about grooming? Drake is a creepy motherfucker

What a fucking gross thing to say about a woman you’ve never met. Get right.