Yes it is! Andrea Bocelli is a) blind and b) a man!

Also, his pre-golf shower is an hour and a half long.

Most of the country can use a time out.

Also while dealing with being publicly groped by a PASTOR at Aretha Franklin’s funeral! This young woman’s life is basically female experience on blast.

The problem with being with addicts is that frequently situations are cast in a “save me from drowning” kind if way. You won’t save an addict. You might get pulled into the water with them. But you’re never going to pull them out - and that’s not on you. For your own self-preservation, you need to love them from afar,…

As someone who broke up with an addict and had people cast every success in my life after that as something I was “doing to them”, fuck all that noise. If seeing his ex happy was enough to push him over the edge, he then he was going over the edge anyway.

HE WORE HIS NAME TAG TO THE INTERVIEW!!! God, Mr. Owens is awesome.

Rapist Outs Self At Public Gathering For Free Press

Louis CK walked into a standing ovation before he even opened his mouth. The message from the audience being we missed you, we are glad you rose above those crazy harpies who tried to bring you down. We protect power at all costs, while the vulnerable are left to wallow. 

“... many men in the business [w]ant to see Louis come back because deep down inside they know they’ve also done fucked up shit to women,” she said. “[T]hey want to know that it’s not going to hurt them on a permanent basis. Louis is their test case.”

I once hired a babysitter and literally walked around a grocery store in a daze for 90 minutes, didn’t even buy anything.

Cat people are....let’s just say that I wouldn’t want to be the politician who proposed that particular plan.

And as someone who grew up with a cat who loves to kill animals and leave home for days on end hunting, it’s not as easy as sticking your cat indoors all the time.

I loved Simon. Completely pretentious and ridiculous. I place him as one of the best husbands for sheer entertainment value. 

this made me sad. i was so happy about the sad troubadour and the erstwhile mermaid, but we can’t have nice things, i guess. not in this timeline. 

I assume this tweet is Dunham’s way of saying, “you said you’d love me until you die, ‘till you die, BUT YOU’RE STILL ALIVE!.”

bye

I’ve found it kind of irritating that everyone seems to have forgotten about this, and goes on and on about the public aspect of the divorce—my parents had a long, nasty divorce, which stemmed from an incident wherein my father became violent and ended up arrested. I was seven, and called the police myself.

I grew up in D.C., which is an extremely tolerant and diverse place. Folks there, citizens and business owners, are well aware of their civil rights, and hold racists in about the same esteem as they do cars with diplomatic plates.