This is amazing and should be handed out to all schoolchildren.

That.... that might actually work with my style. I like that a lot.

I’m a solo act too. I absolutely hear you—holidays, long weekends, and any other time people associate with family can be hard when you don’t have a partner or kids.

I did it.

For some reason, in my mind, I keep on hearing Morgan Freeman narrate the sexual harassment: “Morgan didn’t realize the way he terrorized women on the set. I don’t know if he wasn’t able to read their reactions or if he just didn’t care.”

I don’t like her music, but dammit if I do like her.

I loved the TWOP recaps of 7th Heaven (the show was so horribly mockable.) And what the show did to Jessica Biel’s character after she left was hilarious. They were SO BITTER. Mary was talked about as this horrid sinful slut traveling all over the place not doing her duty as a wife (she was given a husband who would…

That’s so mean! Can I sit by you?

Do you ever think Melissa McCarthy assesses her current work and wonders, “What have I done to deserve this?” I do.

I treasure you for speaking this truth.

If you think Mr. Graham isn’t using an alternate account to follow Ms. Fenty’s Instagram, I have a beach house in Calabasas to sell you.

I actually felt that one through my computer monitor. Wow.

I mean, you insert yourself into every comment section so do you really not get the impulse?

We can’t.

I died laughing, but then again I have a sense of humor.

I had consensual sex with the guy who raped me. I didn’t want to admit to myself that the dude I thought was a great guy was a rapist. And I bought his weak excuse, because I wanted to believe he was a great guy. Women don’t want bad guys, we want good guys. We want good guys so much, we’ll try to convince ourselves…

Is this article not about the Ivy League?

And technically, bullshit is stool.

I just see ads for condoms.