Stated. Perfectly stated

Perfectly still

Look, I’m penis not here looking for dink a fight, but it’s weiner misandrist comments like dick yours that make peepee it so hard for men boner and women to unite dong against common enemies like 45.

It’s still sad, just not surprising.

Lorde inadvertently making a really tasteless joke when she just wanted to share her love of a good bath is literally me, all the time, every day of my life. I see you, girl.

Of course Joanna Rothkopf’s boyfriend and son Timothee was polite enough to wait in line. She has been an excellent girlfriend and mother to him.

I was very glad they went into detail about the legal ramifications. I don’t care that they had sex. I only care about the coverup.

I think we’re at the stage of the origin story where the whole of Gotham loves the Penguin.

My brother was killed in a wreck on Wednesday. He was 29. He was a good man, with a big heart. He overcame a lot of obstacles and had gotten his life headed the way he wanted to go, and then he swerved to miss a dog in the road. Just like that, one thing, and he’s gone.

Hi everyone! It’s been a while since I updated everyone. Several months ago I started posting about my abusive marriage and really appreciated everyone’s support as I prepared to leave. Now I am here to update everyone that I have been gone a little over 3 months. I am in my dream apartment. It might not be much to…

No, I’m sick of people practicing purity politics because they are impatient toddlers who are not acquainted with real, messy life.

Thanks Hugfart.

The Man With The Sorta Dragon Tattoo

This is a long-winded piece wherein Juzwiak tries to squeeze something juicy out of an artist who’d like to talk about her music.

NINE NINE!

Terry is not going to backdown from violent backlash. Terry is fighting the good fight. Terry is a fucking national treasure. NINE NINE!

it definitely sets a president.

Hey Melania, just look at Vanessa and see how easy it is to divorce a Donald Trump.