Weirdly enough, not long after I got into snail products, I found a giant snail (okay, a slug) on my bed.

I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

My last few days living at the homeless hostel, I’m so looking forward to finally moving into my own home, it’s been a long journey. I look back to the time I was laying on the floor crying, unable to breathe, wishing the pain would end. I’m so pleased that my friend found me after my overdose, back then I never…

Direct action gets the attention of the entire community, which is what gets politicians to care. And more than that, it tells the kids who are traumatized and need protection right now that 1) they have agency and 2) people care about them. Actions like this promote community and prevent PTSD.

He was about in tears when Mirai landed her triple axel the other night. His heart is so full of love and joy.

a lifetime of homemade furniture (never forget Schumer’s Aidan, Ben Hanisch)

Thoughts and prayers were reported near the scene at 3:20 PM today.

I believe Rachel Crooks, I support Rachel Crooks, and I cannot donate to her campaign fast enough. TAKE MY MONEY AND SPEND IT! I have a shitty job I hate, but for the first time in months, I understand the purpose of work: EARNING MONEY SO I CAN FINANCIALLY SUPPORT WOMEN WHO DONALD TRUMP ASSAULTED KICK ASS.

He’s a snake, she’s a snake. Snakes are quite capable of disliking each other. No winners here.

“Wait, we can swear?” - the previous 157 victims

Idk. I trust her judgement. He looks like a quirky dude. He knows how to dress for the cold weather, stays hydrated with water bottles, and seems to make a young woman happy. I was dating so much worse in college.

I prefer to give women like this my attention.

A good thing to see after reading/hearing all of these brave, gruesome statements:

Look, I’m and English major, not a stats major.

me trying to interpret this article:

It must be nice to not get shot after kicking a cop.

My reaction is “shine on you crazy diamond!”

So should I not buy her etiquette book?