I thought I was harassed by Joe Scarborough this one time, but it turned out to be a stack of boxes filled with winter coats.

“The episode” that distressed her is this whole “Harry marrying a negress” affair.

And most of them do turn ugly. It’s like their insides seeped out and they finally got the face they deserve. Along with beer belly and hair loss.

Please for the love of god stop posting links to Perez Hilton. He is vile.

Maaaannnnnn.... I DO love myself. I just hate everyone else.

The second piece of advice after “run” is “but know that very few people will help you and those in power will actively make it harder.”

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

Please let Dan Schneider be next. I hope it’s like rats on a sinking ship and they all turn on each other.

I don’t worry about Sanders’ self-esteem. What I worry about is the message it sends to others, particularly young girls: “everyone knows that being fat is a worse crime than defending a racist”. Meaning if you are a nice girl who happens to be fat the message is you should be ashamed of yourself, because the person…

It’s almost like communicating through Twitter isn’t good for our mental health.

JANET.

I’m amazed they’re admitting it tbh. I wonder if someone was going to talk and they decided to come clean beforehand.

I’m 102 years old and I still have acne.

In the afterglow of Thanksgiving, I’d like to take a moment to be thankful...Dear Lord, I’m thankful that social media did not exist when I was that age. I’m thankful that I never got herpes or a DUI or even a bad tattoo. I’m not sure how I managed that, but thank you forever and ever. Amen.

Ughhhh.

He never did that to ME... Classic Ann, you beautiful tropical fish. You’re smart as a whip and you’re cool under pressure

Oof. Betty Ford, you’re gonna need a hospital in addition to the addiction treatment center.

Read this headline as David Attenborough. “A group of male executives is milling around the fallen Weinstein Co. But, what’s this? In the underbrush, a surprise woman has found the kill.”

I think that’s a very real possibility. It’s a common enough tactic when someone’s either trying to prime another person to be okay with an affair or when they enjoy having someone listen to them and flatter them.