Good one, Nana!

Maybe it will bring you comfort to know I have two kids with autism and they’re just fine. Raising them has certainly had its challenges, but one can say that about any kids. BTW, I was mid-30s when they were conceived.

I’m probably taking this personally, as I just lost 80 year old father at 26, but I’m going to quote my 71 year old mother: having older parents is better than never being born at all.

My parents were barely old enough to buy booze when I was born, and neither made it to sixty, so, having kids when you’re young is no guarantee you’ll live long enough to meet all your grandkids.

Who the fuck is Nev Schulman?

Don’t worry; they plan on coming out with a new cult with a much easier method of interaction with the public, based on selling the women they have collected. It’ll be called “Vendo in Nomine Domini Obsequiosum Vestrum Sororium”.

This happened to me, not as explicit as wanting to see me naked, but grossly ‘romantic’, inappropriate, and scary because we were the only two people in the office, late in the evening. And later on when I gave my notice to resign (he was my boss) he treated me like shit, and after I left I found out that he lied to…

They’re dicks.

No one is doing this gracefully, I promise. Even the cool, calm, perfect-ponytail moms are either freaking out inside or dying to get home and hold their wine.

Oh, you can’t be so sure of that. (Yes you can!)

Ding ding ding, we have a winner folks. I guarantee you there was infidelity involved. Tree trimmings aren’t “tackled out of nowhere” worthy. Coming home to seeing the smug asshole that fucked your wife? Yeah, that’s worth a six-rib breaking tackle.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

I have now dismissed two of your responses. I will dismiss all further communication from you, regardless of content. Please. Stop. Talking. To. Me.

Well as I’m openly bipolar here, check out her insultingly ableist goodbye. The gift that keeps on giving!

Well that was fucking weird.

I exclusively access Jez on my phone, so I honestly have barely any idea how Kinja works.

Yup...And like you say, she was in her early 20s. I’m 32 and couldn’t deal.

Williams added, “I get that she considers herself black and everything, but I’m just talking about the visual because you know … black is not what you call yourself, it’s what the cops see when they got steel to your neck on the turnpike … But that’s cute, and good for her.”

If Michael Jackson reached down from the heavens to give someone a stroke, it would be an 8-year-old boy.

Money. Been disappointed with love plenty, but I’m ready to open my life to money.