Especially white underwear. And I don’t even wear body makeup.

If anything sincere comes out about Obama or Carter I’m fucking done.

See, but it’s acting. Which means it is pretend. He doesn’t have a baby with that woman in real life, but if those two people procreated, the kid would be biracial. See, it’s all pretend.

Any self-respecting parent of a preschooler knows that when you’re reciting e.e. cummings, you have to change the words just a teensy bit for maximum bonding power, i.e.:
i carry your fart

I think that maybe a lot of this stuff is rising to the surface because of Trump and stuff. People are collectively realizing that this kind of treatment is not okay, not our fault, and needs to be talked about. As horrifying as this past year has been, I’m really hoping it ends up with a lot more parents educating…

YES.

I love her! She wore a gorgeous blouse on the Graham Norton show and I adored it and her so much I tracked down the brand and bought it and had it shipped from the UK. Still wear it and always get compliments.

Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a…

Jesus, I’m so sorry.

Tsk, tsk. I want all the distraught straight men to know that many of us find penises beautiful to look at. Unfortunately for them, most of us are gay men. But I want them to know, if they’re sick of having their beautiful penises disrespected and laughed at, we’re waiting with open...arms.

The only part about all of this I find even remotely surprising is that Weinstein clearly thinks that he’s on track for a comeback.

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

I’m someone who likes rough stuff and went to therapy in part because I felt like a freak because some men I was with told me I was broken/gross/not a real feminist. I struggled for years to deny the things I wanted, even though it comes from a place of fun and adventure, and I’ve had some very healthy, positive…

Soylent Green 2: Dip and Cheese. Every year, disappointed.

“...I honestly think he’s a great supporting actor.”

Maybe her experience with atheletes will have turned her off fit dudes who work out!

Shakira is available? It’s a little late notice but if I start working out again, I can regain that chance that I let slip through my fingers so long ago.

I don’t watch Suits but a few months ago I was talking to a co-worker about Scandal. And we were both saying how we don’t like it as much as we used to. Then I said but I still love her suits. And he thought I said I still love Suits and started talking about that show. It took me a minute to realize the confusion and…

I think this kind of comment is rude and unnecessary. My best guy friend is losing his hair and he is pretty self conscious about it and there’s really nothing he can do. He has it cropped short right now and honestly looks fine. It’s not that big of a deal and I think it’s kinda shitty to actively try to make men…

There is a vas deferens between this and your standard wedding shot.