I know I can’t sue him on behalf of all women, but can the American Medical Association sue him on behalf of THIS NOT BEING A THING THAT HAPPENS?

#SugarDaddy

I call it the cost of doing business

I want nothing but the best for Adele, but this Simon person always seemed a little ... hmm.

Well ... I think it’s probably all rooted in a combination of a need to externalize my internal world and publicize my deepest intimacies in order to make them feel real, and my transference with you, doctor, testing boundaries with you that I never tested with my parents because I knew on some level that those…

Agreed, tho I will say that when I see that picture the only thing I can think is about how, if I were to post a photo of myself at therapy onto social media, it would be the actual only thing that my therapist would be having us talk about possibly forever.

As a married person with children, I can confirm that we are all boring.

You know what tho? Not wrong.

I got one that said, “He loves you as much as he can, but he cannot love you very much.”

Truly? Nic Cage is fucking terrifying. Every time I see a picture of him with a girlfriend or wife, everything in my body goes on high alert.

The portrayal of the abortion provider in that scene was beautiful and perfect. It made me cry, and makes me tear up every time I think about it.

I honestly have a hard enough time using FaceTime for regular non-sex conversations that last more than 3 minutes.

I hear you, and you didn’t do anything wrong, and I’m glad you and your kid made it through okay.

Just to balance out all the terror, I can tell you honestly that giving birth to my second baby was easy and mellow.

Is there a reason why the actions of these two couples are being publicly and legally referred to as the actions of the mothers? I ask both honestly, and pissily.

Everyone’s a dick here AND ... this is perfectly American.

Hello. Good evening. I don’t like this.

AVOID THE PARENTALS

Oh my god, that’s an actual nightmare. I’m so sorry that happened to you.