Hey - obviously I don’t know you or your situation, but I want to point out that reviews and performance evaluations are also chronically mismanaged. It is a cardinal rule of performance evaluations that there should never be any new information presented in the review - only reiterations of strengths and issues that…

Nobody tells you how different pregnancy is when you have small kids at home. You’re sick all the time and never rest. 

I think you found your Real Housewives tag line

yeah that is 100% his tongue, and she is tolerating it.

jesus fucking chist

safest bet in all of vegas

Also to add: who knows what his orientation is, but I am a queer woman who has had more than a few straight-presenting men confide in me about their secret queer goings-on.

My thoughts 100%

Congratulations!! And while I understand not wanting to use the title all the time, I encourage you to use in particular when interacting with men in authority. Judges, police officers, politicians, etc.

I’m so sorry. I’m so, so sorry. If you live in the SF Bay Area, let’s connect, and I will take the week off work and go down to that precinct and make a whole event out of it, out of logging the complaint against the office, out of demanding to talk to a female officer, out of demanding to speak to a supervisor, and…

Not to ge too tinfoil hat here, but anybody else been reading the blinds about Epstein and “The Island” on CDAN for the past howevermany years?

there can be 100 dicks in a room...

Acknowledgement that some parents really would consider swapping out our young child for a tiger = realest thing I’ve read today.

Developing theory: it’s witchcraft.

MAN this is accurate

I’m so excited for this it makes my stomach hurt

That’s so perfect I’m mad at it

Two years ago I was in Chinatown and saw an old lady shuffling down the block with a walker. She was wearing a purple sweatshirt that had huge magenta sequin letters on the front that spelled “LUST.”

I do! Sounds like a rape confession!

I’ve been thinking about liquidating stock holdings (of which I don’t have many, but I’d say they account for about a quarter of my household compensation) for exactly this reason.