Real talk. Sometimes I look at things like that and think, if I had gone through that in my early 20s, yeah, I’d probably just throw my hands up and grant permanent conservatorship to my dad, too.

Wait, are all you trying to tell me that someone commonly referred to in the blogosphere as “the Pivert” may have actually perpetrated sexual offenses?

word. i don’t usually feel bad for celebrities in these kinds of situations, but she shows up to work, gets coated by one person in a thick layer of makeup and body glitter, then gets dressed by another person in a bikini she didn’t choose, and then gets publicly dragged for the fact that makeup and glitter got on…

she is so goddamn fine. SO GODDAMN FINE.

same.

actually laughed out loud, thx

Yo, anyone else notice how this year, almost all of the most terrifying stories don’t have anything to do with the supernatural, and are all just horror stories of living men who terrorize women?

oh god, fuck, i’m so sorry

Same

WHAT

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (yes i have small children) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

there’s a difference between “my kink is not your kink” and “you are a dysfunctional person for wanting to be restrained/have your hair pulled/having fantasies and you need to be fixed”

This is so good I’m laughing and appreciating its brilliance without actually getting it at all.

can’t watch the whole thing. can’t get past the hair twirling.

Namaste home and unwind

I’ve also found that a kind, but non-apologetic, “that’s more personal than I’m interested in talking about” is VERY effective.

Does nobody else think that she’s pregnant and it just hasn’t been made public yet? That seems like the most likely thing here, no?

“You look really good for having been born in the 1800s” is exactly the kind of joke that would be tossed around in my marriage. Respect.

True, but that church is so goddamn thirsty for A list celebrities that I can’t imagine they just gave them some intro pamphlets and let that be that.

I’m with you on this, but I do think that as the older party, you have a responsibility to be a decent person about it. I believe in a modified Sierra Club credo when it comes to the much older fucking the much younger: make sure you leave everything in the same or better condition as you found it.