Swear to god? I first looked at those protest signs and was like, “word.”

I hear the first line as “don’t need opinions / from a shellfish or a sheep” and that makes me laugh.

Ack! Gah! Too accurate!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD

yes, that there, the right one, that’s the one i mean, thank you.

I DO! I DO!

Shannon, girl, if you’re reading...

I’m pretty sure the official slogan of PCP is “You Can Shoot Me and I Won’t Die.”

OR - because I recognize that not many people would intentionally do PCP at the start of an international flight - something that was laced with PCP. I’d bet all my pretend internet currency on it.

A thousand percent. I used to work at a bodybuilding gym and saw a lot of ‘roid rage (I’m assuming OP meant ‘roid rage?), and I also used to do a lot of drugs. That shit is PCP.

I totally get not wanting to eat the $1000 and thinking that maybe you’ll eek by, but I’d like to offer a word of caution. I was assaulted once and, while I didn’t have a bar exam coming up, I went through a phase where I was really ambitious, in a sort of desperate way, like I needed constant wins, constant…

I agree with both your words and your tone, but I’ll add one thing that I think does legitimately differentiate Banksy’s work from the Disney suckling cow teet dollar sign trope: I do think the fact that these images pop up in a public space and have an aesthetic that implies mass production (stencils), and often has…

oh for fuck’s sake.

what even is “zaddy?”

I can barely even concentrate on the content of this week’s docket, so undone am I that not only did DeRay McKesson interview Katy Perry on this week’s Pod Save the People, and not only does it turn out that he’s actually friends with Katy, and not only does it turn out that Jon Lovett also identifies as a friend of…

Then let me at least amend what everyone says, to say: some people care and will be looking at you, and I guarantee that those are the people you want to stay away from, in and out of the gym. That kind of judgment in vulnerable situations is a reflection of them, not you, and has only and everything to do with their…

I was just stuck in a police barricade outside of the UPS building on 16th for 20 minutes. I didn’t realize it was an active shooter situation until just now.

Jon Lovett’s Gorka impression kills me every time. “Oops-ay doops-ay, I joined a Nazi group.”

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