Also? I had a weird post-partum condition in which Katy Perry anthems on the radio made me cry. Though I in general don’t like her.

Dude, that SUCKS. I’m sorry. I would like to send you some “come at me bro” energy from my wiggly, jiggly, lumpy, zero-fucks-giving gym-going naked-showering-in-public ass.

cool cool.

He ain’t got no alibi.

oh, they’re great! they’re these little candies that are actually kind of surprisingly good, with licorice on the inside and purple and white-

HOLY SHIT.

It’s the rest of the quote that makes it a work of art.

I am the parent of 2 children under 4, and I HAVE to know: how exactly does a parent get away with only providing physical care for their child for just an hour a day? I ask as a seeker of wisdom and guidance. These fucking kids are killing me.

Hey, Worf’s Beautiful Forehead - from the couple of comments you’ve posted on this thread, you seem like an uncommonly lovely, self-aware, open-hearted person. Just wanted to say that.

A waste of a perfectly good flentle.

I still enjoyed the first Pirates movie, though.

I wasn’t being snarky, just curious. I’ll glide right by the “just don’t want to google it” remark and persist with my questioning, as you do indeed seem to know quite a bit about this, and I am a person who, perhaps ill-advisedly, appreciates the occasional bit of human discourse.

Wait. Hang on. Serious question.

Because predators are slick as fuck and all of these women have been abused by men.

“Image via author.”

ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod i didn’t even realize until you just said that ohgodohgodohgod

Frau Blucher!

So it’s 125 of her favorite undressed salads? I’m good, thanks.

I read this as I am eating an oatmeal raisin cookie paired with a cheap pinot noir.