Except, EXCEPT, there’s a teacher at my daughter’s preschool who is a dead ringer for Tilda Swinton. SWINTON!!

Same same same same same

Off-topic: I love your handle.

HOME HOUSE ESTATES.

Hang on- you can be a real estate developer at 22?

I mean this is really the most noteworthy element of an otherwise quite noteworthy blog item. The artistry of this kind of this is woefully underappreciated.

Well motherfucker. A law school, in progressive crunchy Berkeley, in which the accused admitted what he did. It doesn’t get more clear-cut and accuser-friendly than that. And a sister still can’t catch a fucking break.

Yeah, I certainly wouldn’t ask her to do any communicating. I had thought about finding someone who can communicate, but what I have “learned” from the Halloween posts, or at least what many of them seem to suggest, is that opening up a portal of communication, either through a medium or things like a Ouija board (not…

Wow. THANK you. That's a huge amount of really useful information.

Hey y’all. I know it’s not Halloween ghost story posting time, but I may have a very mild haunting situation, and would like advice.

Seriously. That shit is my early 90s psychosexual JAM.

Agreed. I love that look. So pleasingly imprecise! So creamy!

“Sonja Morgan—a woman you might also know from her distinguished line of toasters.”

I love everything about this. I love that PornHub has a charitable arm. I love that that charitable arm is called “PornHub Cares.” I love that they are advertising this as a “clothing line” and “collection,” and it is in actuality just some cotton tees and tanks with porny pictures on them. I love that in half of them…

This is one of the most on-point comments I've read in a while.

Truth bomb.

Kim and I share a due date, and this pregnancy has been the SHITTIEST. I never thought I’d relate to a Kardashian, but every time I see or hear her complain, I’m like YES GIRL, PREACH.

Hold the phone - I can go to REHAB for post partum depression?! Do I have to be rich and famous, or can I be regular and do this? I had no idea this was a thing.

God, this poor guy. He must feel like what’s happening to him is so out of his control. And every attempt he makes to defend himself or be heard is just a move against a larger systemic tide driven by its own financial and cultural imperatives. I can’t even imagine what that must feel like.

such nice skin!!