Came here to say the same. And this dress was my favorite of the whole season. That shit made me FEEL things.

DUUUUUUUUUDE. What the FUCK.

Mark, I have to respectfully, vehemently disagree. I’m coming out now to say that this is a sensational idea. Just give the kids what they really want.

Wait a minute. Is he trying to tell us that they do both oral AND intercourse? And sometimes oral that LEADS to intercourse?! Well I’d thought I’d seen it all...

God, right?! My sister and I were talking the other day - we each have a young child - and we sort of casually mentioned that of course the ever-present fear was that the kid dies. I said something like “I feel really solid in my marriage, but honestly, I don’t think we could survive the death of a child.” And her…

I feel so safe with you now.

Certainly give all the credit to Janney. And then let’s also acknowledge that even though the CJ character was great, the script was just terrible to her, over and over again. Rewatch the episode “The Crackpots and These Women.” It’s a great example of how Sorkin makes all his male characters infantilize women while…

Word. And for those who are pregnant while also parenting toddlers? My informal poll brings it closer to 100%.

Best 5 minutes of television ever. EVER.

#NotAllGelugMonks

No question. But in the same way that I look better after an hour of professional makeup than first thing in the morning, or the way that a Barbie doll looks better than, say, that lady over there in accounting. I think that most of the time, erasing evidence of one’s humanity ups the prettiness quotient, but may cost…

those differences, they seem irreconcilable.

Okay, this may be an obvious question, but isn’t the HUGE downside that every night you take out your dentures and you’re basically my grandma? Like it’s nice and all to be a young and beautiful celebrity with custom-made choppers, but it’s not like it’s a 24/7 ruse. Am I missing something?

“We are not shaming parents with missing children.”

Face merkin!

After six months or so, Mr. Gregory made his big move: randomly “favoriting” her tweets.

I like this look! They look natural and pillowy and like fruit overflowing a basket, and to quote Lord John Malbury, she looks positively buxom.

Well, I can’t speak to the whole blaming-the-nanny-for-scuzzy-husband-behavior or harboring-jealousy-toward-the-nanny-for-their-relationship-with-my-child thing, but I’ll offer an earnest answer to your question.

Don’t worry - I’m pretty sure the next big hipster trend is unhealthy children’s food. Just this past week I saw one helmetless gent on a collapsible bike holding a Lunchables, and a very styled young woman crossing the street drinking a Caprisun at 7:30am.

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