PREACH.

Re/ Miranda Lambert bob:

I can't decide if my favorite thing about this is A) that the groom's friends were all hella down to give the bride lap dances, or B) DISPOSABLE DRUGSTORE CAMERA.

Nobody knows what it's like to be the bad man...

I also find that "gal" is used by a certain generation of men when referring to a professional woman. (e.g., "I talked to this real sharp gal down at the bank...)

I see you and I have the same ex.

Well that actually makes it less ridiculous than I had immediately assumed. I was recently putting together a study protocol where a health-related minimum weight requirement was 35kg (about 77 lbs.), so I think I had a knee-jerk assumption that the weight requirement was something closer to that.

yeah, can we talk about this? because ... i don't understand. i didn't even know that giving blood had a weight requirement. and what is it? and is it a strange disordered humblebrag to be all "too skinny to meet the minimum requirement of physical health to give blood?"

hehe. bone-in.

i think everyone's missing the real sartorial crime here, which is the stole. help me out - what is so off about it? the proportion? the weird blunted ends? i feel like she's accessorizing with a pool noodle.

At least how many people were shot?

anybody know what kind of shoes these are?

"I don't fucking care if you LIKE IT."

you know what? i don't usually legit laugh out loud by internet things, but dude. that comment and gif pairing is my new everything.

Precisely. There's something about her that makes me feel like she's never not been here, and she'll never not be here. 86 years seems like an impossibly short period of time.

The original Kendall Jenner headline is flawless:

I will say this, and then I will walk away and not look back:

Not ALL men on the rape list!

"If you promise to be faithful to someone and work through difficult times, once every two weeks is a goddamn cake walk."

my mom became a grandmother last year, and it hasn't even once cut into her weekly mahjong.