After asking,he then stated “You know,I invented chopsticks®”!

Just Wow,that third picture is a wordless elegy to the power of a perfect love,I can feel it radiating off the page.Now I’m in tears.

I’t’s pretty obvious she’s trying to discreetly hand him a rolled up mash note from Vlad.

I love a good conspiracy,who do you think it is? Gorka after a day at the salon,Miller after some hormone therapy? my god endless possibilities!!

You’re right,you just know he’s going to offer these heartsick families 20% off coupons to the Trump store or 30% if they pay in Rubles.”Act now and get a free download of my new hit”Drumpfland Uber Alles”.

Ugh,I can imagine him with his gold pen and tongue sticking out of his mouth,straining to write “to whom it may concern”!

C’mon you know he’d intentionally break the pencil when he looked at the first question and claim that IQ meant Incest Quest.

I’m sending my sincere thoughts and prayers to any and all politicians that vote for this,”may you all contract a flesh eating disease”.

“Square one my slate is clear,rest your head on me my dear,took a world of trouble, took a world of tears,took along time to get back here”. that is all.Keep running’ down that dream-RIP.

“Newly expanded definition” how true that is.As a Nazi I don’t have enough ethnicities to hate,now I’m including penguins,their vileness even precludes Benedict Cumberbatch from uttering their name correctly!

Hey Joe,I got the info you need and you don’t even ave to leave town.Take a trip down to Just for Fun on 2202 McDowell Rd.,go in the back to the 3rd booth,now kneel down and rub your finger on the bottom of the hole in the wall and the information will come so fast you’ll be amazed.You’ll want to come back for days on…

This is such a phony puritanical nation,titties are two of the best things grown on this planet.I’m almost 64 and I just learned how to eat solid food,not liking it much either!

I thought Covfefe was the capitol of Nambia?

At the rate this is going,next week Steve Bannon will come out as a transgender Sea Slug .

He’s using the gloves that came with his Mattel® Relief Worker Ken doll.

I hope this doesn’t devolve into a critique about a woman’s dorm room and Ted Cruz.

Hi,I’m Tom Bodett and we’ll keep the spotlight on for you.Sound a little sinister.doesn’t it.

There’s Irony in that name with just a comma.

When he looks down at his engorgement it must be like looking into a mirror.

I’d like to see Ruth Wilson in a spy movie after her dominating appearance in almost every scene in Luther.