People still go to Tony Robbins seminars? I thought he turned into one giant fossilized tooth years ago.
Please, star.
This cannot be said enough; I’m abbreviating my thoughts, but here’s what I think:
Thomas Jefferson must be rolling over in his slave.
Words don’t really mean anything anymore. So strange.
That’s still a step up from scrapple.
trump has mastered projection so thoroughly (like a 10 year old) and does it so much that the entire right wing has adopted the practice. We don’t even have to speculate about their motives anymore. All we have to do is listen to the accusations they make of others.
That makes me think Jimmy McMillan needs to open a restaurant with Fieri. The distracting hair options required of all staff would be the theme. Maybe Flock of Seagulls could be the houseband. There might be food too, but that’s a secondary consideration.
“I want him to go back to when his spine was straight and stand up for something. I want him to be righteous.”
Surely hidden under a pound of melted cheese. Same as when I gave my dog her heartworm pill.
Donald Trump ate a vegetable? I don’t believe it. Fake news
As a Dallas-born Philly resident and former diehard Cowboys fan until that perpetually gaping asshole Jerry Jones signed Greg Hardy, I say: HAHAHAHAHA! Eat shit Cowboys! Jerry, I hope you get nothing but Depends for Christmas and that Dallas doesn’t win another playoff game until after you die (I also hope you die…
You know, as absurd as this book looks, it is part of a fucking genre. Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, etc. Probably the closest antecedent would be the one several years ago by Michael Savage (Weiner): a political commentator becomes an action hero battling Islamic terrorists while avoiding attacks on his character by…
This man fascinates me. He went from the On Deadly Ground environmental activism (holy shit that ending monologue was glorious in the most awful way) to shilling for 45 and Putin, who are essentially villains from a particularly bad episode of Captain Planet. But there’s no sign of the dissonance embolism such a move…
Of course the GOP didn’t give a fuck about CHIP. Those kids ain’t fetuses, and insuring them now that they’re out of the womb won’t control ot hurt those godless slut moms who likely had them out of wedlock anyway. Help women AND kids? Lol, fuck that.
“Democrats are now tied with Republicans in the Virginia House of Delegates after a recount that put Democrat Shelly Simonds ahead of Republican David Yancey by A SINGLE VOTE. Say it with me: dang!!!!”
Whenever I want to masturbate in a car service I call Luber®.
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