Scott’s getting it, his dad sits home sobbing and begging the empty chair to answer him.

Surprisingly they didn’t put up a picture of Benjamin Franklin !

Crap,I’m disappointed ,I thought it might be something like “Kimbo and Master D. I’ll have to wait to see them at their Vegas Show!

I get it now,you’re only graced with God’s love if you climb over everyone in a dog eat dog world.Thanks Bob.

The only way this would have a negative effect on the trumpettes, would be if there were actual pictures of tRump raw dogging a blonde twink that looked like Ivanka, other than the youth pastors that would be slamming their refrigerator doors on their turgid members.

“Don’t hate me because I’m Putinful”

He claims to love ‘RATM’ but we all know when he’s nestled down in his dacha,he’s listening to Nickelback.

My opinion,Felis Catus don’t care,if you die on the floor the first delicacy they’ll eat are you eyes, have a great weekend!

The first flag one is just a zoom in on a postage stamp.

You wouldn’t believe what i wouldn’t do for a Klondike Bar..I mean a Chocolate gooey...never mind.

He’s partially right,he could go down.

This is why I always leave my penis in the car when I go downtown, I leave the windows rolled down if it’s a hot day.

As per their handbook,”detain anyone reaching for a French Cruller”.

Things would go a lot smoother if ICE agents brought along a Fascist to English translator on these raids.

Just based on that picture,you know Cillizzza’s mother refused to breastfeed him.

I would bet that the trunk of his car has had hitchhikers in it. Get Out!

Any day now, she’ll be giving birth to a 6'4" ounce wall clock.

“The mission statement as I interpret it is ,We give the children Brawndo,it’s got electrolytes”!

I’m surprised he just didn’t answer “ICE,ICE Baby”!

Trump has John Lovitz on retainer to accompany him to the interview, and leap to his feet to answer any question from Mueller and yell “acting”!