‘Oh my God Michael,you forgot to gargle after taking the lawn boy into the shed again”!

Every time I see a picture of Eric,the question is why didn’t they name him Thalidomide?

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.I watched my chin glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate...Oh Yeah,vote Replicant”!

Rumor has it that the biggest problem tRump had was trying to pronounce the J in her first name,updates to follow!

It’s like a swollen thumb sticking out of his suit.

“Paul Ryan worked as a policy wank to put all of America out on the street.The minutes he put in to abridge the lives of peons that Ayn Rand worried about were enough to send him to Congress to pass two bills about renaming a Post Office and upping a fishing fee in Wisconsin.We were privileged to be projectile…

That is funny,I was going to say something about his giant teeth.Continue demanding the tooth and nothing but the tooth!

Tiffany Trump’s bestseller now on the shelves of your favorite bookstore..The Tale of the Telltale Tic-Tac.

I’ve seen troglodytes post that she’s responsible for anywhere from 58 to 212 deaths,no man in politics has ever been accused of such nonsense!

Bottoms up economics? No,I remember him saying “You gotta let the big dogs eat”.He needs to take a cab somewhere and when he gets there he should drink shots of tequila till he spills it on his ascot and cravats.

Rumor has it that she spanks Steadman with it!

I read that he brought Louie a bouquet of Asparagus?

Just wait till she sees the silver spaceship coming in the yellow haze of the Sun!

Blow and Pizza,the gateway to the bulimic lifestyle!

It’s gotta be exhausting tucking and dancing around the room in a skin cape into the wee hours every night.

“I’m going in and Hell’s coming with me,Stephen hand me that spork from my KFC bucket..Stat!

Meatball =100.00

I only shop at Caucasians ‘r Us had no effect on the election!!

Is it J. Edgar Huckabee...? There’s something about that black wig..?

Breaking...sometimes trump reads these in his briefs when Ivanka’s in the Oval Office!...Sputnik News Services!