I wouldn’t be surprised if some of them weren’t actually lawyers,appointing the guy who details his limo’s.

I take it you’ve seen John mulaney’s act.

Yum,what could be better than warm Unicorn ass cream,and those blue eyes.Well I know how I’m spending my Sunday,off to the Unicorn rescue shelter.

What next,the Whitehouse staff working on a routine where he crashes a wedding,a wedding march morphs into a hip hop version and he throws down a breakdance with a MAGA hat on sideways.#President MC Doorknob

My first concert was Led Zeppelin,I paid 6.50 for the ticket.Yes I’m very old.

They missed a golden opportunity at that press conference,Sarah could’ve held up a stuffed moose and a lamb to send him.

This is the Jamook that Al Pacino shoots in the forehead for ripping him off on a kilo of blow in the first 5 minutes of “Scarface”.

If you’re visiting absolutely no spanking it in their shower.Your hosts probably spent hours with a power buffer and rubbing compound cleaning their own Satanic seed thats built up over the years.The mannered approach is to bring your own collection device,I’m sure growing up you’re familiar with the phrase “I had…

I would actually pay money to see Jake as the first exhibit in the Knob Hall of Fame.Just him floating in a giant brine filled jar.

Any day now this clip will show up on Breitfart with the explanation that garbage can man was a poll watcher and caught machete man trying to vote twice in the same precinct.

You just know with a face that red,he’s got a fist sized lump in the back of his tighty whities.

Actually just a slightly older version of Scott Baio.By the by,this morning watched a clip of him calling the tangerine troglodyte the president of the Queens county bullies.There must of been some heavy usage of knee pads in the Oval office before he made his debut this afternoon.

Wow,based on that picture and the Deadspin column,i’m gonna go out on a limb and say this is a Trump Law School grad and heavy oxy user.Deadspin indeed!

Team spontaneous combustion!

My favorite tee was the Pharmacy size label for Quualudes,It said Methaqualone-500,people would ask what it means and i’d tell them it’s a bicycle race in France.

Laugh now,wait till the Carpal Tunnel pain begins.