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Which is extra ironic because cars are one of the things gun control advocates point to as a system of training, registration, and public accountability applied to something that can be deadly, but that’s stated purpose is transportation, which should be the very minimum applied to fucking guns, which only exist to…

It’s not a joke. Our Twitter replies are full of gun nuts demanding to know when Obama will force background checks on cars.

I know, right? It’s Hails Mary, like Attorneys General.

I am not justifying hitting Arrieta or stupid baseball unwritten rules... But doesn’t this story HAVE to mention that Arrieta- who only hit 10 batters all year- hit two in 6 batters prior to this? Whether you like it or not (I don’t!), that’s still the way this game is played. So at least mention that and dismiss it,…

True, and fixed, and I apologize. But, counterpoint:

I realize gym routines are not as hotly debated as air travel, but if we could all refrain from calling each other “bitchass” and “cunt” then I feel like we’ll be off to a better start than we were on Tuesday. I mean for fuck’s sake the Pope is around. Be civil, assholes.

It takes a very special sort of douchebag to make Bryce Harper look like a decent human being.

It really isn’t meta at all...

Whoa, let’s not get too nuanced.

Fireball is cinnamon schnapps. Period. That they’ve managed to rebrand it as “whiskey” is really pretty remarkable.

As a Clevelander, I wish to extend a hearty fuck you, you godamned crybaby.

Jesus Christ. Stop being a penis and just enjoy the fact that your team is awesome and finally have the fan support previous ownership did their best to snuff out. Cry-asses everywhere.

I LIKE THIS POST BECAUSE THERE IS BREAD IN THE STORY AND YOUR COMMENT HAS BREAD PUNS BAKED IN.

Joke’s on them for thinking a Jet will ever carry the Stanley Cup

Yes. Yes he does.

Uhhhh, I beg to differ... Who the fuck would NOT want to be called something sweet, like “The Birkenstock Bandit”, or “TapOut Tshirt Thief”, “Little Hands Looter”... Cmon... gotta have some sizzle if you’z gonna make a career out of it.