While true and very important, I feel like if you live where it snows and don’t know this, you’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I used to love Bob Dylan’s tracks about doing “E” and raping and murdering your ex-wife in front of your kid. CLASSIC Dylan.

Trini tried to make to go to Alcatraz
But Bago said no, no, no
Yes, I’ve been black
But when the Zionists come back, you’ll know, know, know
I ain’t done the crime (alone)
And if Blatty thinks he’s fine
He tied to make me go to Alcatraz (alone)
But I won’t go, go, go

Well in that case Tobago gets to keep half and Trinidad will extradite their half.

This is the best.

A BMW i3, a $40,000+ electric car, is one of the best free cars I’ve ever seen. Why so mad?

The most impressive part was watching Christie turn a 42-54-62 double play.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

As if to add insult to injury, the job market will soon give that kid a Rude Awakening.

Are the the GM of the Jets, by any chance?

Well, technically, you have to be in the batter’s box to hit, not in the field.

Is this supposed to make people laugh or just say “oh, a pun”?

Hmmm.. I smell fear. I sense reluctance. Reluctance to comment. People waiting, peeking in, to see who commented, what was said, about what part, parts. Maybe I shouldn’t be here either. Shit.

So..... how about that Google I/O ??? : )

That is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard anyone doing but I can’t hate a kid trying to make a buck.

Yeesh.

Finally someone talking some sense around here.

“Don’t know much about his-to-ry”

You completely phoned it in, and that is what makes you a true American.