Fightin round the world!

I also called him “white Shrek” on Gawker.

The second I saw “free as part of my Prime subscription” I downloaded it. Cool!

tell us about your poops! Your poops were probably “interesting thereafter,” amirite?

(also: beets are fantastic)

I’m from the future.

I’m going to dismiss this comment because it makes me sad.

Step 1: Stick your head in a gas oven.

Dana White can go shove his turdsport up his Trump-fucking ass.

“Irishman wins bout in sport that really should be banned.”

Just like Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ, people of all nationalities will come together to help America defeat this alien menace.

2 Independence 2 Day

Relax, Robert. You’re not a Brown yet.

It’s Mississippi, they may have miscounted what floor he was on.

Ha! I object to the cynicism of your post, but that was a Colbert-worthy line at least.

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

Time is more complicated than that and the larger half of science is about the details.

Tim is also an enchanter.

So the UFC’s future WAS a sweaty penis!

I think you may have snoke too soon... just give it time.

Because I’ve been revisiting and writing about ALL the films so it would be silly to just write a headline. I need to complete my saga, too.