I think the Pirates have gotten more coverage on Deadspin this week than they got in all non-Pittsburgh media from 1993 to 2010.

Damn it. I love Beaker...why the hate?

Wow. Hating on Bunsen AND Beaker? This guy obviously hates science. Must be a creationist.

Eff you and your Beaker hate. That guy always made me laugh when he was on screen. ALWAYS.

My reaction to this list:

ESPN is offensive to my intelligence.

Is that header pic real, or is that Andy Samberg playing a Brazilian soccer player in a Lonely Island digital short?

Fuck, man.

Is he praying for you or are you supposed to pray for him.

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I’m a transplant social worker that evaluates live donor liver patients (and sometimes recipients as well). Making this case public is important. But soliciting donors in such a public way can be far more detrimental.

You’re missing the key point here. That comment was written by a robot who has developed the ability to think and feel. By some time next year it will have assimilated all existing Mayweather, Rice, and Goodell knowledge and will create the funniest joke we’ve ever seen. I can’t wait.

The offer was for Brady’s counsel to redact out anything unrelated to Deflategate and then turn them over. So, your explanation is based entirely on fiction. He only would have had to hand over printed copies of the texts that his own lawyers deemed relevant. Is your argument that his attorney couldn’t be trusted with…

Honestly, if we were just going by what people outside our office care about we’d be humping this story much harder. Good thing for people who don’t care that there’s lots of other stuff to read, not only here and at other internet sites but also in print!

I believe this is the data you requested.

No, but it does mean you own a bunch of Hunter S Thompson books that you’ve never actually finished, have a Boondocks Saints poster, and know all the verses to Margaritaville.