Did someone say .38 Special???

The first straw was being a 40-year-old wrestling fan.

Counterpoint: Why in the hell is the national anthem played at sporting events?

I thought about just stopping at “doomed yokels”, but yours is also accurate.

Me

I just called my mom to let her know Bill Simmons was fired.

Serious answer: Katie Baker.

DAULERIO

Seeing as how this website did not exist in the 1970s, probably not.

Not only did every member of his family capture the moment, they did it in landscape, as God intended.

omg ur terrible!

How the hell are those text messages not proof?

For such an unkempt looking fella, he sure as hell pays a lot of attention to those eyebrows. I can't stop looking at them....

And yet another Republican announces his candidacy.

Humanity never ceases to disgust me. How terribly sad for these women.

Isn’t this from the same guy who loves the Fast and Furious films?

Long ago I came to the realisation, and acceptance, of the fact that my monthly beer bill exceeds my monthly food bill by a very considerable margin...

From Taibbi at Rolling Stone:

would bang