That would, of course, be the Ranch Double IPA.

Plaxico Burress has been indicted on charges that he bounced a $48,000 tax payment, then just ignored officials when they tried to collect it.

No bears were harmed during the filming of this bullshit.

“Just call him a distraction then, call him a distraction!”

You’d think someone with mental health issues would be an ideal candidate for the NFL, seeing as they can’t blame head trauma from their NFL playing days as cause for any issues later in life.

I don’t know one Black person who WATCHES baseball, and myself being a Black person, know a lot of Black people. Football (Both kinds) is much more popular. Heck golf is more popular among my black aquaintances.

Madison Bumgarner should try to remember that a little chill never hurt anyone.

I never want to get to a point where I think jerking it at work is a viable option. A guy was in a stall next to mine in the bathroom at work a few months ago stroking one out. It was pretty terrifying. A bathroom full of dude’s pissing, shitting, and farting but this dude stayed the course cranking it out.

Ah, the work yank. The riskiest—but most rewarding—of all of the penis self-touching activities.

That was capricious and arbitrary. I approve.

Naiévété? How paéssé.

The Washington Capitals are like a team winning a series 3-2. They have won three games and the Islanders have won two.

The program used male pronouns and stated that in reference to this program, Bruce preferred to continue using them.

At American Girl Doll store 3 years ago with my fiancée, daughter and step-daughter to be. Had a breakfast sandwich at a Garden State Turnpike rest-stop (an idea that sounds as dumb as it was), had to leave the tea party with the girls and their dolls, went down two floors to men’s room, that was fully occupied by…

32 year old here. Was innocently watching basketball on the couch by myself a few months ago. Had been farting all afternoon. Leaned over a bit to let one fly and “squiiiiirt”. Immediately I jumped off the couch because I was wearing gym shorts. Thankfully it was only about a tablespoon of liquid mud.

Man, getting old is a mutherfucker. **Holds hand up with head down**

That happened to me when I was 25. I was just getting over being sick and never really had any stomach issues during the sickness. Had what I thought was a 100% fart, and my goodness...what an awful feeling. It just feels like you have been egregiously violated, only worse because your own body is the one that did it.

Hey, it’s Market Square!

Baseball: unwritten rules, unwritten apologies.

-How do you sleep at night, McBain?