I feel like if you get hit by somebody named "Big Jim", you're gonna have a bad time.

That's what dreams are made of.

There's no way a show called The Man Cave can be any good, right?

@darrenrovell Thanks @UniversalEnt for sending me #UnbrokenMovie! But soldiers during WWII have almost no market value. Most of us watch for country on the front of uni.

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale - Because it will go with everything I may decide to eat

But how many ways can you kill him with your bear hands?

Gorilla warfare? You've seen some mist, son. Godspeed.

Yours in Christ,

You mean you're not supposed to keep your college email after you graduate? Err, I mean... I would never do that. That would be just silly.

We public-records searched the dude, and he graduated in 2008. Keep hanging on to that collegiate glory (and university email account), guy!

Wait. Jet Li is 51? fuuuuck.

shouldnt you be checking the mail for your latest rohypnol order?

Stick to commenting at Barstool Sports.

Actually, could you somehow combine the two? Maybe a Coach K souffle? Or how bout Ratatouille?

Crip Van Winkle. (Go ahead, pitch it.)

...and in Dallas...

Hey! I can see Sam Bradford's injury history from here!

Meanwhile, in San Francisco Santa Clara...

"... we're wondering about the new McMenu."

If she had to beat cancer a second time, her remedies didn't work all that well if you ask me.