So that last one advertises that the Astros are going to throw the game to help the Cubs get out of the cellar?

I'm with you on this. I would have to think that one of his teammates would have at least said something to defend or support Richardson after all the negative coverage of him not making the trip, especially with all of the extra media coverage for the championship game. He may be a bad running back but he has…

I don't get it. How do you have an official unapproved ball?

Man, this guy sure could use a Union right about now.

How about we start with you explaining why it IS a big deal. Baseball is just a fucking game. Steroids are (mostly) harmless scary, scary drugs. Dingers are fun to watch. Certainly better than watching everyone in baseball except Cabrera hit .260 with 18 HR.

I usually just say, "Hey, wanna ride to Boner Town on the Sausage Express?"

I'm sure you have enough muscle from patting yourself on the back. No one is judging committed atheletes, but not everyone has the time or will to be one.

How I've longed for Turd Ferguson!

This celebrity jeopardy skit has been the funniest thing SNL has done in years.

The cow is perfectly fine. He was checked out on the sidelines and was back in the next series.

According to [Firstname] Villalobos, Kraska's producer at CBS 8 and friend:

Do what my editors told me - read the story out-loud. If you say a name or a quote without attribution, it should sound weird to you. Your ears should pick up what your mind is assuming we know.

Who is Villalobos?

Because it can be pleasurable? For both parties?

Not getting fucked up, it just is fucked up. I've been a longtime football fan too, but I think we all need to recognize that football is based around and celebrates violence. Any attempt to curb that is denounced as "feminizing" or "sissifying" the sport. As long as us football fans continue to watch every Sunday,…

I would have gone with the recent "hopped on the sticks" route myself, but yes, that's awful as well.

When was the last time a full day went by without a football player raping someone?

Federal Bureau of Imagination

"Fuck, the last time I was here I was being paid WAYYY less"

+1 for "Whitey McOldandBald". I'm stealing that. Ha! I don't care, I'm stealing that.