Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

Oh I like him.

The Patriots get caught cheating once every few years.

What a mundane video. How can you be that old still not have developed your super niche porn fetish yet? Straight vaginal sex is what you watch when you're like 12 years old and you figured out how to take the parental controls of your AOL Screen name.

Found it, via a cached copy on this forum.

Yeah, put 50k into a 401k and let Schwab turn it into 10k. Wicked fast.

Allenby is a world-class golfer. He should be able to get out of a tough lie.

Absolutely zero snark from me on this story. This man's clearly a victim. Anyone who saw more than one Taken movie certainly didn't do so of their own volition.

Kei Nishikori wrote six operas.

College taught me about capitalization.

You can't expect a guy to always have a gap wedge in his bag.

Going back any further is tricky, however, since the fidelity of the images isn't the best...

It's definitely reasonable to assume that everything else in the game would have turned out exactly as it did if that had happened.

they might be in trouble if the patriots win too. Some sort of mobius strip of dick sucking.

Cleveland may be a shitty place to work, but the joke is on him, because most of its residents are unemployed.

I love watching Republican commenters get angry over these kinds of comments.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're a Penn State fan.

Feeling lazy and angry. According to my ex (who I hope gets cancer of the dick and his dick falls off), this is my song.