Stick to handjobs.

I see what you did there (but Orlando doesn't).

I really don't think you do get it.

"Why not a red flag? I've never seen that before."
-Andy Reid

If you live in Pittsburgh, the Hofbrauhaus has one of the best I've tried. Even better, they have it on draft in giant 1L steins. If you're a fan of Dunkels, you'd be well-served to go and try it.

You're the first other person who's a huge fan of Dunkels I've run across.

That's actually the only way to act in a goddamn Buffalo Wild Wings.

Ayinger Altbairisch Dunkel is pretty good.

I can't speak to your question but living in Eastern PA I can confirm your second point. Eastern/Central PA is the side of the state that glorifies the toxic river water known as Yuengling, which gets its trademark darker-than-the-macrobrews color not from any uniqueness of the brewing process but from food coloring.…

"You can just make that out to cash, thanks" - Bobby Bonilla.

Almost as bad as charging people to watch the Mets.

ScrubHub

Sachsenheim Hall in Cleveland: $5 litres of Dunkel.
Just uncalled for.

The harder part would be finding 18 adults in the Boston area who could actually read this document.

Treadmill: COME ON DOWN!!

in my house, piling something up next to the washing machine is a good way to make sure it doesn't get washed for a good while.

When police went to McNary's home to execute a search warrant, they saw a pile of bedding by the washing machine.

This is a demented comment layered with excitement about the afc championship.

They often have to change their numbers when their phones have been taken as part of a rape investigation.