Its moments like this that make one realize just how right Carlin was about everything

No offense, but I wish I could give you negative stars for that comment.

"He just didn't look like 18 out there."

Clap.

I was thinking of this routine while watching that creepy old man. Lord, I miss Carlin.

She might disagree.

You need to be better at getting away with high sticking.

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

The same thing happens when someone tries to put subtlety in front of Chris Berman.

"Less editorializing, more straight reporting"

Yes, a few hundred yards notice wouldnt' have alerted drivers of something happening further down the road, and it wouldn't have done anything to slow down the cars piling on in low visibility. Oh, wait. Of course it would...

Wow, that lower pic looks like a helluva party. Which Portishead tune was playing when it was taken?

TCU fans have dubbed him "Kenny Plateau"

"Your sister is Forever 21 to me, bro."

It's difficult to tell from the photo. Is that a lap dog?

Fergie said he was cute, but she wished he were a little buffer.

I've had a nine Guinness pint night. I had to call my parents and ask if Black poo was okay. I was VERY worried, I was reminded that I had been drinking earlier and that it was at an Irish Pub and many black pints were drunk and then the puzzle solved itself.

Hmmmm. Interesting.

'It's nice but not ignore-new-england-penalties nice' - Dean Blandino