Maaaaan, Aaron Neville is gonna be pissed that Ross is jacking his look...

Working on this must've been a labia of love.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

I just don't see this one as a Deadspin story.

Yup. I bought one of these for my husband a couple of years ago, and one for myself just yesterday, and we both LOVE these bottles. I did pay significantly more than you did though - £12 rather than $8 - what's that, almost twice as much? No matter, still love it. My purchase of yesterday appears to be a marginally…

Yup. I bought one of these for my husband a couple of years ago, and one for myself just yesterday, and we both LOVE…

I've been using these for a few years as well. Yet to break one (and I am pretty tough on my stuff)(I have lots a couple though). I think one of the cool features is you can keep track of how much water you are drinking out of it as well.

I've been using these for a few years as well. Yet to break one (and I am pretty tough on my stuff)(I have lots a…

I support this post. The mouthhole is a good size (fuck squirt nozzles and sippy tops, what is wrong with you people?! You're gross. And anyone who uses a bottle that requires unscrewing the entire cap portion then drinking out of a 3"+ mouth opening was probably raised by wolves).

Plus these are easy to clean because…

I support this post. The mouthhole is a good size (fuck squirt nozzles and sippy tops, what is wrong with you…

YAS. the best is that the part you put your mouth on is encased in the plastic dome, so i can put it in my gross backpack and not feel gross about putting my mouth on it. i feel very strongly about this waterbottle and its greatness.

YAS. the best is that the part you put your mouth on is encased in the plastic dome, so i can put it in my gross…

I also like that there's a place to clip my locker key to at the gym so I don't lose it while moving around.

I also like that there's a place to clip my locker key to at the gym so I don't lose it while moving around.

I have no idea what I just read nor why I read it.

I'm sure he'll be one of the 67 alternates that end up at the game.

I promise you, the trucker didn't have a legitimate reason to be in the left lane.

"I know what it feels like to run out of reporting, because I have run out of reporting."

It gave me hours of entertainment for free. Not that big of a waste of time.

"There's no way it's six million."

I scrolled down here to post nearly the same picture. Well done.

Mr Rodgers has assured us that he

I should have known beforehand but I had to look it up anyway.

But wow she really fits her newsroom character "I date first round draft picks, high second round if it's a skill position."

Christ, just because they traded for two black players does not mean they're now dangerous.