I don't think the maids are milking cows.

Peter King is out here with the worst possible takes:

You could also edit the fucking thing down.

Johnny Tebow.

hahaha its a Penis

How did you find that website? Also: how did you find this website?

Very subtle what Goodell did here.

Why did your law school turn out so many Chinese restaurant founders?

Dumb is accidentally locking your car keys in your car. The Republicans are stupid since year-after-year the vast majority of them who make under $250k a year vote against themselves financially. That is the definition of stupid.

Incorrect.

Yes.

Wesley Snipes just did a three year bid and came out in better shape than I've EVER been in.

1) So only teams with over .500 records can behave like this?

"It's hard to imagine any team picking him up this late in the season, or ever again for that matter."

Every so often, I think, y'know, simpatica, maybe you take it a bit far with the football thing. Maybe you're actually a bit of a football bigot, believing people who will actually devote hours of their lives to watching hypertrophied rapists give each other brain damage, and bellow and shove cheap alcoholism and…

All those dogs are dead now.

Santonio has to get points for the toe tap, the difficult grab, and the moment.

He forgot how to physics.

He goes from making light of rape to making light of suicide. Well played, commie!