Mine was when OJ killed those people.

Benedict Cumberbatch is one ugly cat.

Another straight male here. The massage of the prostate is a pleasurable sexual feeling. I’m not sure what it has to do with being attracted to other men. But I wonder if you have some feelings you need to resolve.

I don’t know, maybe the people best equipped to make snap judgments on a field full of world class athletes running at full speed into high impact collisions aren’t senior citizens?

Same here!

Just do it. You know you want to. You’re almost there, just go all the way. It starts with “sponsored content.” Then come the ad links below the articles that are designed to look like links to other Gawker media content. Then come the layoffs.

Yes!

The driver drives. That is all.

Agreed, I don’t know anyone who thinks this movie is worse than The Phantom Menace.

The fuck is going on in that first picture? Is that a suit made of sweat pants?

I don’t have any clue how you can make a movie about Tetris, but I do know that it MUST feature a soundtrack by Ozma.

The winning team in the soon-to-be-announced All-Star 3-on-3 event will split $1M.

Marc-Andre Fleury has been amazing...

Something extremely fishy is going on with the Towson University women’s swimming and diving team.

“Jerry Sandusky Is Getting His Pension Back” is an anagram for “Jerry Sandusky Is Getting Back On His Penis.”

Yes there is.

“Flashes of Competence: The Johnny Manziel Story”

There needs to be a new word for this. I hate that the word “trolling” is used both for ironic hilarity like this as well as malevolent douchebaggery. Two different things with the same moniker.

I played fantasy golf online 18 years ago.

Back when women and coloreds knew their place.