I don’t understand the fans’ reaction. Sports fans are typically so rational and sane.

Same here!

Thing of beauty, I say.

More like Standoval, amirite?

Some see “rope,” some see “gigantic death sperm.”

How do you know when you’ve really made it in life?

This was broken by the New York times, genius.

Let the Boys Breathe initiative.

Does the pope shit in the woods?

“The Ed Hardy Boys”

I completely agree with Bob Costas here, to be honest. And I thought he said it in a very respectful and measured way. I also think that Caitlyn is an incredibly brave person and wish her all the best in the world, but I fail to take issue with Costas’s point that most people have no clue that she was ever even an…

What kind of sick fuck calls Tater Tots French Fries? You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.

This article’s picture is a crackless butt.

I’d eat the shit out of that ham.

Pittsburgh pierogies. They’re not unique to Pittsburgh, obviously, but they’re popular enough here that they race at every Pirates game.

What if Trinidad agrees to send him back but Tobago says no?

When I was a kid my neighbor and I used to go to the sportsmen’s club and walk through the woods looking for unbroken clay pigeons. We’d gather them up and try to sell them to the shooters for like a nickel a piece, and most of them obliged. But yeah, sneaking around in the woods at a firing range is probably not the…