That was really in7en7itive.

Could be worse. What about poor Josh Glasser?

The good old days...

What are your plans for this weekend?

A donut covered in SpongeBob jizz and rabbit shit is not my idea of sexual.

Ironically, the heat of his takes only further increases the amount of human-caused global warming.

And just where do you expect us to find a renewable power source in the western US? Much of it is desert!

Zac Efron + tank top + DJ Gear = PEAK DOUCHEBRO

Now the homeless alcoholics are hemorrhaging blood!

Roger Goodell and Patriots owner Robert Kraft already have met, spoke and even hugged, per an industry source who witnessed it.

Yet when I do something similar it’s “illegal” and “disgusting.”

Needs less Vince Vaughn. Like, zero Vince Vaughn.

At the peak of its reign, the show was everything to everyone

Yeah, it’s not too often that my xhamster favorites list gets played at Cannes.

I don’t know, I live here and I disagree. Pittsburgh residents are doomed Yinzer redneck morons who would more likely fawn over some schmuck in a .38 Special video.

Peter King called his mom to let her know that Robin Williams died.

Can’t imagine why Costas doesn’t care for the “Look At Me Types.”

“The name of the Mayor of New York is Wagner; Wagner was the greatest player of the old Pittsburgh Pirates; Pirates recently captured the Santa Maria; Santa Maria was the flagship of Christopher Columbus; Columbus is the capital of Ohio. Ohio’s official tree is the Buckeye; Buckee is another name for...

I hope she takes all of his money and goes on a vacation far away.